Behind the Donkey

Behind the donkey

In June 2012 I decided to do my first market with my gifted mother. Buy a donkey was born in May 2012 in Cape Town, South Africa on our Mac at home. Why The Fabrication? I’m big on manners and it loosely means ‘thank you’ in Afrikaans. Besides, donkeys are dopey looking underdogs and I empathise with their round booty. My Chinese horoscope is a Fire Horse but on Palm Sunday Jesus rode in on a donkey, not a horse. That’s good enough for me.

My husband says I need to grow some business balls but he’s a practical, super talented Virgo (who taught himself code and made this awesome website) married to a moody Cancerian who’s not that into change. I have enjoyed making things by hand since I was nine and I wouldn’t acknowledge a trend even if it bit me on the donkey.

In closing, this is a website by a woman who likes crooked, handmade things, who pokes fun at hipsters, loves the pretty and the practical, was born snippy (nicknamed ‘Sarky’ from the age of 12), puts the ‘grrr’ in mood swinger, is excellent at eating, morphs into She-Hulk while driving (shopping, walking, breathing, etc), loves a pun, oftentimes facetious smart-ass, is smitten by her cheeky Aries girl child and who uses music as a passive-aggressive tool at work.

Also, if you’d like to purchase or commission a handmade item, you know where to find me.

Disclaimer: Apologies in advance for any irreverence, foul language or excessive inanity found here. Put on big boy pants now. All the designs and ideas found on this website are original – even the shite ones – unless otherwise stated. Any derivatives are purely coincidental and must have entered my brain via involuntary hypnosis. Tallyho!

buy a donkey mispronunciation of ‘baie dankie’ (buy-year-dung-key), afrikaans for ‘thank you’

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